The Tiger Effect

Now that we have confirmed auctions of the Tiger Woods exquisite patch auto, many of our questions have been answered. Im actually very glad that this card has finally surfaced, as without it, UD has been in a pretty precarious situtation with the people who already had a hard on for the agony of the people over in Carlsbad.

Because we see that the card is not a 1/1 and is numbered 1/3, we can assume that all those handfuls of people who did their search for Tiger at the beginning of the release will maybe go case diving again. The reason I say this is because this card is the first card in the last few years that people have truly searched for. Usually a card is pulled within the first few weeks, everyone ooo’s and aaaaah’s, and that is that. With the Tiger, people (including myself) have gone so far as quiestioning the existence of the card. Gregg had confirmed that there were five, but many on the boards did not take that for granted.

Also, this may be one of the first Exquisite cards in a long time to break the 10K barrier. I have said for a long time that 10K is the modern ceiling with few exceptions, but this may come close to breaking that, maybe due to the length of time between release and pull. That is good for everyone, believe it or not, consider it a hobby stimulus package. Give some credibility back to the manufacturers, maybe get more people buying. Granted, this is a small blip on the radar, especially with the seller putting it so high, but it is something…

Lastly, on the question of Exquisite’s box price going down in actual value because of 1 less Tiger, I disagree. I say the box price stays put, as people will want to try their luck again. Either way, Im sure this will bring a whirlwind of coverage. Chris Olds of Cosmo Beckett Seventeen and his ridiculous hats will maybe even stop covering solutions to teen erections in class to pester the seller until he lets Beckett sell his card. Watch, this is only the beginning.

Beckett: #1 Authority On Getting Laid

So, I get an email from Hitter yesterday informing me that the wonderful people at Beckett have added “relationship councelors” to their list of epic fails. For some reason, they feel arrogant enough to assume the role of relationship psychologist for the cardboard community, as if they hadnt already done enough damage to the hobby we love. 

See, its about target audience, and holy fucking fuck has Beckett screwed the pooch on this. I mean, Gamepro doesnt go and write about Chanel perfume on their shit, do they? They know its fucking stupid and people will laugh their ass off as much as I did when I saw this shit.
I am going to assume that they were sitting around a conference table, wondering where to go next. Here is how it went:
Beckett Lackey #1: Well, our Beckett Obama price guide is hitting shelves in a few weeks, so be sure to add that we are the number one authority on Presidential Collectibles to the website.
Beckett Lackey #2: Are we the number one authority? 
Beckett Lackey #1: Well, we are the only ones ever to put out a magazine about this stupid shit, so that automatically makes us number 1. How dare you question me!
Beckett Lackey #2: So, because we publish a magazine on it, we are supposed to be the best? 
Beckett Lackey #1: YES! YOURE FIRED, NOW LEAVE.
Beckett Lackey #3: Since we are already the number 1 authority on collectibles, presedential stuff, video games, yugi-oh! cards, pokemon, and now blogging with Chris Olds, where do we go next? We are still losing readers by the minute…
Beckett Lackey #1: Well, hmm, im not sure. Ha, I have an idea! ***giggles*** Since all the collectors are nerds and have no lives, lets give them relationship advice! ***giggles***
Hackler: You just became the number one authority on ideas, my friend. Congratulations! RUN IT.
Chris Olds: (shouting from down the hall) Did someone say they want a relationship? I want one!
All: SHUT UP!
Hackler: Holy shit, what a creepy piece of shit he is. The number one authority on being sexually inexperienced.
Beckett Lackey #1: I know a gal we can drug to bring in here to do this for us. She is like, so hot. I think she would be great.
Chris Olds: (shouting) Did someone say that there are girls coming? ***runs in naked*** ME FIRST!
Beckett Lackey #1: ***barfs***
Beckett Lackey #2: ***barfs***
Hackler: ***Licks his lips***
Beckett Lackey #1: Dude, run that shit, its going to blow the other blogs out of the water, we are fucking geniuses!
Beckett Lackey #2: its going to blow alright.
Hackler: I thought you were fired.
Beckett Lackey #2: Im the #1 authority on being a douche. 
Hackler: Sorry man, already mine.
ANNNND Scene.