This is going to be pretty simple. Im going to post a link to some of the cards from Chicle that were featured in the recent release, and then I am going to post the first thought that comes to mind. There are so many of these cards that made me laugh, I think its time to share the wealth.

Wes Welker has become a creature of the night.

Randy Moss’ lips should be a new crayola crayon color.

Trent “the Situation” Edwards just heard that Jager-bombs are 3 bucks tonight.

Thomas Jones was constipated until right that second.

Ronnie Brown is still recovering from the Anvil dropped on his head.

Dallas Clark wishes his head transplant came with a helmet.

Kellen Winslow is tired of you macking on his girl. “Cmon bro. Seriously. Not cool.”

Ray Lewis just realized he put on the wrong uniform.