I Dont Like Rose, But I Still Dont Care About Recent News

I am not a Pete Rose fan, and I never really will be. The guy isnt one of the players I feel good about cheering for after studying and learning about his life. I am not going to deny, however, that he was one of the best baseball players ever to play the game. I will say that after meeting him in Vegas while he was sitting and watching closed circuit horse racing in a field of dreams, my view of him as a person could not get any lower.

Recently on Deadspin, a photograph has surfaced that contained an X-ray from one of Pete Rose’s bats he used during the chase to reach Ty Cobb’s all time record. In the X-ray, the bat that was put under the device shows a foreign object that would suggest without a shadow of a doubt that Rose had corked his bat. Despite my ill feelings about him, I have no problem saying that having a corked bat during that chase means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. The reason being is that there is no way it could have helped him, and even more importantly, it probably hurt him more than helped.

According to controlled environment tests done on Mythbusters in 2007, they proved through scientific means that having a corked bat does not accomplish anything in getting better results at the plate. The ball doesn’t go further, the bat cant be swung faster, and the kinetic energy transferred to the ball is much less. So why would anyone even care? Why was this rule put in place if no scientific testing was done to determine the effects of using a corked bat? Even more importantly, no one really uses a corked bat to hit opposite field singles anyways. It just so happens that a person viewed nation wide as a villian has another chip on his shoulder.

From the Episode:

This myth operates under the assumption that cork-filled bats can be swung faster because of their lighter weight, and that the springiness of the cork could propel the ball farther. To eliminate the human factor of the myth, Adam and Jamie constructed a special batting rig and used a pressurized air cannon to launch the baseball at it. Tests showed that the cannon could launch the ball 80 miles per hour, which is the average speed of most MLB pitches. Regulation bats could propel the ball away at 80 mph (130 km/h) while corked bats could only propel the ball 40 mph (64 km/h), half the speed of regulation bats. The reason was that cork bats have less mass to transfer force into the ball, and the cork actually absorbs some of the ball’s impact. The MythBusters concluded that using a cork filled bat will not improve performance (it will in fact hurt it), and the major league batters who were caught using cork-filled bats risked their careers for absolutely nothing.

My favorite part of this whole thing is that Rose notoriously sold “game used” bats rather than game used bats as a means to feed his gambling habit, so I hope that whoever this bat belongs to has some great provenance. I would expect they do, but why are they X-raying the bats to begin with? I get that people do crazy shit to prove their item’s worth, but this is a little extreme. Even if Rose did use this bat, and it does have cork in it, based on the scientific evidence, the only help he got was mental. Besides, even with a corked bat, he still has to hit the actual ball, and that skill was at the top of his list of things he excelled at.

Basically people, there is no reason to call for an asterisk, even if you arent a fan. Bonds is the only one who would possibly deserve that award, and it is only because his accomplishment is directly effected by his use of performance enhancing drugs. On the other hand, if you want to throw the rule book at Rose, then it’s a little different. Despite a lack of improvement from using a corked bat, it IS still illegal in the game, and for that he is most definitely guilty if the bat can be authenticated. Otherwise, file this one under “who cares.”

Karma Is A Bitch

This past weekend, I spent some time in Las Vegas with my wife for a well deserved mini-honeymoon. While I was there, walking around the forum shops at Caesar’s Palace, I walked by Field Of Dreams. There, on a huge banner, the shop proclaimed that Pete Rose was signing there today. Stupidity got the best of me, and I walked in thinking that I would have a shot at a free autograph from one of baseball’s greats.

Before I move on, let me tell you a little about Field of Dreams. The shop chain was started back when people were still buying 1987 donruss under the assumption that they would be worth something 20 years down the road. That meant that these mall based stores could buy up tons of product and autographs and sell them to investment craved consumers who had no fucking clue that they were being ripped off. 20 years later, the cards are worth less than the cardboard they are printed on, and the autographs are more expensive than ever. Ill give you an example, to purchase a signed jersey and autographed helmet from Adrian Peterson, you would need just under $5000 at field of dreams. On eBay, you could purchase both for under $600. Considering that most shops have a markup of 10-20%, it still doesnt come close – for unauthenticated stuff, at that.
Back to my story, I walk into the store and look around. NO ONE is in line for Pete, and I think its my lucky day. Then I see the prices. $100 for a ball, more for other stuff, no inscriptions. The store is covered in Rose signed memorabilia, and Pete is sitting at his table eating a sandwich and watching horse racing on closed circuit from the casino. I immediately walked over to the counter and inquired about the situation. To my amazement, Rose was there every thursday through sunday signing whatever people want for exhorbitant prices. How nice.
I guess when you fuck over every single one of your fans, your team, and your sport, its only fitting that you end up in Vegas at a mall signing to keep the lights on. Karma is vengeful whore, and you better bet that things are going to come around eventually. Kind of makes you wonder though. Pete Rose was the best hitter ever. Period. Bonds is the best home run hitter, but he did it by cheating. Rodriguez is cut from the same cloth. Where will they end up? Hopefully it will be a similar situation.