Today our favorite grilled sandwich card company has announced that Brett Favre’s first uniformed Vikings card will be in the retail version of Threads. It will be hitting stores like Target and Wal Mart, which makes the Threads blasters that much more likely to sell, but leaves hobby collectors to wait until Absolute or later.

There is one problem though. It looks like this:

Yes, he is wearing his Vikings gear from last week’s preseason game, but the card looks like Panini took a Storm Trooper costume, a referee’s shirt and a zebra hide, put it in a blender, and then used the extract to paint by number. What a busy fucking design.