I was flipping through channels last night and saw a repeat of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, so I had to watch a few minutes. Here is my response via Twitter:

– If the number of mailday posts you make out numbers the meals you’ve eaten that day, you might be a Joe Collector.

– If you have jerry-rigged a case not meant for sports cards to hold your triple threads fold outs, you might be a Joe Collector

– If you have an auto-correct set up to add ten exclamation points for every single one you write, you might be a Joe Collector

– If you have created certified sticker labels to add a signature your girlfriend’s birthday cards you might be a Joe Collector

– If posting bash comments on youtube is the only way you can get sexually aroused, you might be a Joe Collector

– If you scream “MOJO!!!” each time you get a Christmas bonus at work, you might be a Joe Collector

– If you have used Wikipedia to look up a stat cut out in a Topps Sterling card you just bought, you might be a Joe Collector

– If you failed a test at school because you described Bowman Chrome in a essay question about refracted light, you might be a Joe Collector

– If you re-printed your high school diploma on rainbow foil board to make it look better, you might be a Joe Collector

– If you have memorized the book value for every card of a player that has yet to play a single game, you might be a Joe Collector

– If you asked “what’d you pull?” when your mother tells you she is SICK, you might be a Joe Collector

– If you know how to say MOJO!! in more than three languages, you might be a Joe Collector

From Jstarz34630 – If you spent more on Topps Triple Threads 1/1s than you did on your rent for the month, you might be a Joe Collector

From FCBSportscards – If you scurry to ebay to check your watch list every time you walk in the front door, you might be a Joe Collector

From Reggie – If you named your kid Joba Gold Refractor to commemorate your best pull, you might be a Joe Collector